I am a...
Storyteller, photographer, driver, Eagle Scout, sometimes singer, pianist, Percussionist, listener, comforter, terrible dancer, occasional asshole, talker, orator, ranter, editor, low quality fighter, gardener, computer-crashing Fashion Disaster.

I can...
Drive either automatic or stick (preferably stick), swim, sing, rant for hours, doodle, sketch, listen to everything you have to say and tell you honestly what I think would be best, tell you what I really think of that outfit, cook (amateur), use a camera, get computers and printers to work properly....with significant brute force, calculate, edit, write poems, rhyme, talk-you-to-death-just-you-wait-and-see!, keep my promises, go without sleep for at least two days, handle grief in my own way, collect information and sort it quickly, "dance" is you can call it that, repeat myself, ski, sled, crash and survive, drive fast, compile informative lists quickly, keep secrets - I am no traitor. Ever., bike, hike, backpack, camp, and....[see another list!]

I have....
eaten rattlesnake, driven 1,000 miles in less than a day just to see a girl, gone without sleep for way too long sometimes, driven...faster than normal, fired a handful of firearms, been to all but 2 of the continents, been manipulated by several people of which a few have disappeared and a number I've forgiven already, driven 7,000 miles in three months, written poems about people, been in love, set things on fire (controlled), cooked and baked, had a truly awesome friendship that I am SO not forgetting, grown tired of being treated real shitty like, prepared eventualities for a number of excessive scenarios, been ready to die in a heartbeat for someone, backpacked, had my wisdom teeth removed, loved and lost quite a bit - though I would rather say love, played Soccer, played Tennis, played the Trombone and Bugle, rejected torture on the basis that far more effective methods are reasonable, ranted to myself for more than six hours without stop - like a fucking hurricane, never for a day forgotten 9/11, been lost (2x, briefly) in foreign countries, flow way too much, decided that this is enough for now.

I am...
right now? totally un-fucking-stoppable.